Matinee Monday: Bloodsport

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles, Nicole Byer (Best Friends podcast) joins Paul and Jason to discuss the cult 1988 Jean-Claude Van Damme martial-arts film Bloodsport. They’ll cover Frank Dux being a real man, JCVD's soft baby buns, blindfolded tea training, the not so secret illegal Kumite martial-arts tournament, and much more. Follow Paul on Letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is Not on Twitter

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0:00.0	The first rule of Kumite, do not talk about Kumite.
0:05.0	Unless, of course, you want to talk about Kumite,
0:07.0	because that's only fine.
0:08.0	It just really depends on the person.
0:09.0	This is going to be any real rules there at all.
0:11.0	We saw Budsports, so you know what that means.
0:13.0	Woo!
0:15.0	We saw it!
0:18.0	We made it!
0:21.0	How did Swanson A.G. grow?
0:23.0	Baby in this belly rock of rock and rock
0:25.0	Don't vest while whipping just in the Kelly
0:27.0	Maybe see a burless show with Nick Crowe
0:29.0	And take a bullet speed to hit and cruise control
0:32.0	J. Man, big Paul and the beautiful Jewel
0:34.0	Gonna take you from the goob of the way to the road
0:37.0	Brand the games to street fighter hope to blow off steam
0:40.0	Just to suck a plush to on life, attempt to bring
0:42.0	Shopping it with a bird, Demi, how we stand a lot
0:45.0	They call it in the badass and he's on the line
0:48.0	Cracking 88 minutes cause they cool his eyes
0:50.0	Cause a bad gem, Bonnie looking kind of nice
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