Hard Target LIVE!

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week Paul, Jason and June are coming to you LIVE from the Fillmore Theater in New Orleans, and breaking down the 1993 Jean-Claude Van Damme masterpiece, Hard Target. The crew discuss the shocking lack of JCVD buns, this being John Woo’s first English-language film, and ponder if Lance Henriksen is the biggest anti-mullet villain in movie history. Are you ready, Daddy? Follow Paul on Letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is Not on Twitter

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0:00.0	The hunt is on
0:02.5	For baggy jeans
0:04.5	Aquanette for that long luxurious hair
0:08.1	And a weird cage and grandpa
0:10.1	We saw hard target so you know what that means
0:40.1	I hope you'll go all-stay just to suck a bunch of hard life
0:43.1	At the typical shop
0:44.2	We'll be in front of you, can we cap and stand in line?
0:46.6	They call me when you're bad ass and he's on the line
0:49.4	Breaking eight feet in his cousin's cooler size
0:52.1	Cause a baggy, funny looking kind of night
0:54.8	Falling shoes, getting little, all jazzy, let's get in the lane
0:57.7	Dumbless make the shower, the monkey shots in the pain
1:00.4	They're just a bunch of movies while they making the grade
1:02.8	Here's the real question for the audience, let's get it, hey
1:05.7	Hello people of earth and hello people of New Orleans
1:19.7	We are live and we are back on the road to celebrate the 1993
1:26.7	To celebrate the 1993 Jean-Claude Van Dam classic
1:33.7	About the most dangerous game
1:36.7	Hunting man
1:38.7	That's right, tonight we will be talking about Lance Hendrickson as a meal for Sean
1:43.7	A man who hunts homeless people
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