Mathew Plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Game is Big Dummy, 206803 Rock. Steve, who is our next contestant, ready to play the big game. |
| 0:04.6 | Hello, Matthew. Welcome to the bedroom. |
| 0:07.3 | Big dummy! |
| 0:08.3 | Hello, bidsches. |
| 0:09.5 | Oh, hello. |
| 0:10.7 | Matthew, team sober, team not sober. |
| 0:13.4 | Not so sober. |
| 0:14.6 | Not so sober. |
| 0:16.2 | What are you doing on this beautiful day in Seattle, Matthew? |
| 0:19.7 | I'm sitting here watching the rain, getting not sober. Okay. Getting not sober on what? Some sativa mintwoods is the particular strain. All right. That's why you're watching the rain. Makes sense now. Okay. All right, Matthew, our men's room pole, you're going to get caught having sex with one like our shot of the day, honorary coming up. Will it be the Rumba vacuum, a car, a picnic table, or apple pie? I'm going pie for breakfast. All right, everybody keeps going to be pie. Okay, now, let's say we're going to break it down. You have your choice of pie that you can have sex with. What pie are you picking? I say |
| 0:55.9 | a warm pumpkin. |
| 0:58.0 | Actually, |
| 0:58.7 | that is not a bad cold. |
| 1:02.6 | It's not, it has to be warm, though. |
| 1:05.6 | Yeah, the whipped cream, that's where I'm going anything |
| 1:07.7 | meringue heavy. You know what I mean? Just that |
| 1:09.4 | that initial launch into the good stuff, man. |
| 1:12.4 | Oh, yeah. Mississippi mud pie cold might not be bad. Isn't it kind of thick, though? Yeah, you can work your way in there. Like pecan pie, it's too dense, man. You're digging your own trench. You will. I mean, it'll be formed fitting. Yeah. I just don't want to put in that much work. |
| 1:26.9 | You don't want cold coconut cream, though. |
| 1:30.5 | I can work with that. I mean, it'll be formed fitting. Yeah. I just don't want to put in that much work. You don't want cold coconut cream, though. |
| 1:44.1 | I can work with that. I can. Yeah. Did we say key lime? We did not say key lime. I mean, it's kind of got that jiggle. It does, man, but I just, I worry about citrus. You worry about it. Yeah. I will. Just me. You digging that key lime, son. |
| 1:46.0 | It's burning. |
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