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An astute texture sends us this message. We will all get the day after the Super Bowl off from work once the NFL goes to an 18 game schedule. And the Super Bowl is played on the Sunday of President's Day weekend. That is the goal. Is it next year? I believe it is. Isn't it? That was the original plan. I would go to, I believe, two preseason games. Yeah, cut it down to two preseason games. and then go

then go 18 full. Either way, I'm going to keep shooting for that. All right, the game is Big Dummy 206803 Rock. Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Ken. Welcome to the men, Drew. Big dummy! I call me. Ola! Ola! Ola! Ken, are you sober or not sober? Hey, real quick. I'm completely sober. Okay. Real quick, man. Thanks for the 20 years of entertainment. Oh, thank you, bro. Thank you for being there. We really do.

Miles, we do get next. Everybody's getting next year off. Well, are they going to 18 games? I guess they're moving that up. Yeah, exactly. All right. So we should start now. Get prepared. Yeah, just to be ready for it next year. I think we should at least take one. Practice. Maybe we come in. If they win, we come in one day and then we take off for the parade.

I don't know.

All right, Ken. Ken, you're going to get caught having sex with one on our men's room pole. Will it be a Roomba vacuum, a car, a picnic table, or an apple pie? I was thinking about this. I think you'd probably have to pick a Roomba. The Roomba? Because you could program, yeah, you could program in a little fight in that Roomba, and I like that. Now, are you familiar with Roomba? I don't know much about Roomba's. I know the robotic, blah, blah, blah. But is it just brushes on the bottom side? I have no idea, but I was thinking about mounting something on the back of it.

I got you.

Is there anything in your lifetime younger or whatever that you actually attempted to have sex with?

No, no.

But we did catch a guy in the Army one time in the shower, and he said it was his, and he can wash it as fast as he wants to. That's a good excuse. That is. I'm just in a hurry, guys. It's really dirty. That's all it is. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I won't bother to say their name, but one of the YouTubers says, I once pulled my pork with a pillow that I folded in half. Okay. Was it your own pillow? Was it the pillow?

Like, where did this pillow go when you're done? I don't know. And you're putting it like on your sister's bed. Just go back in your parents' bedroom because it wouldn't be mine, is all I'm saying. I'm looking at a room, but now I'm still trying to figure out where you go. All right, so there's, we're looking at the bottom. I don't know.

You gotta dress it up a little bit

and then put things on us back.

I mean, Miles said it's probably just the vibration. Yeah, I just like laying on top of it and turn it on. I don't know. You think that's what cats are really doing on top of your washing machine? I'm like, oh, yeah. All right, Ken, here is your question. What is the name of the triangular Asian pastry containing spiced meat?

Oh, man.

Well, I'm thinking pot stickers, but it's not triangular.

Not a pot sticker.

Yeah.

I don't.

Equally delicious.

Yeah.

A wonton? Samosa. Equally delicious. Yeah. A wonton?

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