MASTURBATING IN JAIL
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2015
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
ON EPISODE 177
- A SCHIZOPHRENIC UNCLE POURS BOILING OIL ON HIS NIECE.
- A CABBIE IS ACCUSED OF RAPING A PASSENGER.
- A FEMALE TEACHER'S AIDE IS ACCUSED OF RAPING A STUDENT.
WITH DEFENSE ATTORNEY JIM POLK OF MAZZEI AND POLK.
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| 0:00.0 | The vast majority of women do not get wet. |
| 0:03.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.2 | I'm actually really surprised this even made the news. |
| 0:08.0 | I mean, this is a... |
| 0:09.1 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live. |
| 0:14.2 | Kings County. |
| 0:15.6 | The borough sow something. |
| 0:17.1 | They named it Brooklyn. |
| 0:18.8 | Police were called to a suspected burglary at an abandoned building in graves end. |
| 0:23.6 | Instead of the unarmed civilian, they'd hoped to accidentally shoot. |
| 0:27.4 | They found a cage containing eight, healthy, well-fed, Maltese mixed puppies. |
| 0:34.1 | The dogs were wearing holiday sweaters. |
| 0:37.3 | All of them. Holiday sweaters, all of them. |
| 0:38.3 | Holiday sweaters, like a bunch of married, heterosexual fags, celebrating their sameness, whimpering in their cage, a metaphor for their bourgeois prison. |
| 0:49.7 | Inescapable for puppies, tighter by the moment, stashed on the third floor in an abandoned building, which is America. |
| 0:57.0 | When you abandon a dog in the Bronx, you stuff a pit bull in a suitcase. |
| 1:01.0 | You leave them in a dumpster and you roll that beautiful bean footage. |
| 1:05.0 | But in the BK borough of homes and churches, well, is this animal cruelty or an art installation? The puppies have been |
| 1:12.8 | collected by animal control, and within a couple of days, we'll be eligible for adoption, |
| 1:18.1 | just in time for an ill-advised Valentine's Day gift. And within about 10 days, they'll be |
| 1:24.3 | eligible for an injection of sodium sodium pedibarbital. |
| 1:29.8 | From Graves End, I'm Pat Dixon. |
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