Masterson of None

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4.7 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco get into John Kennedy’s horny speech at a Senate hearing, the United Auto Workers union, the impending end of federal child care funding from the pandemic and the Virginia legislature race. Then, Michaela Watkins and Megan Gailey join to discuss the Danny Masterson sentencing, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s character letters, and the church of Scientology. Plus, Sani Petty!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan.
0:11.1	And I'm Alyssa Mastromonico.
0:12.9	Alyssa, you have appreciated the performing arts in the past, correct?
0:17.2	Of course, of true patron.
0:19.2	Right.
0:20.2	Well, what's the most annoying behavior you have witnessed while watching a live performance
0:27.1	of like a play or a ballet or an opera?
0:31.1	Erin, anyone who makes noise or wrestles a plastic wrapper situation like unwrapped that ship
0:38.4	before you sit down, anything that distracts me from the show is obnoxious.
0:42.9	Okay.
0:43.9	I once was at a performance of the Nutcracker in New York City and the kid behind me,
0:50.3	kid, wearing like khakis in a blue blazer, so like prep school looking guy, fell asleep
0:55.8	in the first act and I could hear him snoring the entire time.
0:59.2	No.
1:00.2	But did he get kicked out?
1:01.8	No.
1:02.8	Probably not.
1:03.8	He didn't get kicked out.
1:04.8	Out of all of the obnoxious behavior I've seen at plays, musicals, operas, ballets,
1:09.2	whatever, never seen anybody get kicked out.
1:12.0	We know he did get kicked out.
1:15.2	One of our faves, Lauren Boebert.
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