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🗓️ 21 September 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan, and I'm Alyssa Mastromonica. |
0:12.2 | Alyssa, if you got a call from the police and they were like, Erin's been arrested, but |
0:16.4 | they wouldn't tell you the crime, what would you assume the crime was that I had committed? |
0:22.1 | I would think that you hit someone you didn't like with your car with my car, oh man that's |
0:34.7 | so impersonal, if I really didn't like somebody, I would hit them with a bat, you know, get |
0:39.2 | the real reason. |
0:40.2 | I really get the juice out of it, but you're a mom now, so I thought maybe you wouldn't |
0:43.9 | use a bat, just use your car because then they can just bounce and it like wouldn't |
0:48.0 | be terrible, but you'd still be in trouble. |
0:50.4 | Okay. |
0:51.4 | I mean, you asked, unprompted, I had no idea that was going, oh my god, I would assume you |
1:00.7 | did something like help facilitate the break in to a lab that does animal testing. |
1:08.3 | That is so nice of you, thank you, see what you thought about this, I would have come |
1:11.6 | up with something nicer if you had to do it on this spot. |
1:14.4 | No, I think you would, you would have been like a facilitator for some like light environmental |
1:18.1 | terrorism. |
1:19.1 | Thank you. |
1:20.1 | That's what I see for myself too. |
1:21.8 | Good. |
1:22.8 | Light environmental tears. |
1:25.8 | It's great. |
1:26.8 | It's great. |
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