Masterpiece Theatre: We've Created Our Own Scripts For Keity's Life Redo!

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🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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It's known that women are taken advantage of at mechanic shops, and it just happened to one of us. Not once but twice, our producer Keity was disrespected at a tire shop last week, and she wants a redo. This time, she wants Moe, Kristin, and K. Lee to help her out. You won't believe what happened! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.7	It is very rare in life to have a redo on an experience that you feel like you might
0:08.6	have failed at.
0:09.8	It's even more rare to fail the redo as badly as you did the initial experience.
0:15.9	She did not fail the redo.
0:18.9	She did.
0:19.9	Just too soft.
0:21.9	She was way soft.
0:22.9	Your people, pleaser, you are a very kindhearted individual and we just needed to make you
0:27.9	a little more of a badass.
0:28.9	Okay.
0:29.9	Lady said she's at this auto dealership a couple of days ago.
0:33.4	A tire shop.
0:34.4	A tire shop, right?
0:36.2	And she's waiting on her car and set the scene for us because you tried to make this
0:41.9	right yesterday, recreating the scene in which you would have acted.
0:47.5	So the next time it happens, you'll be ready.
0:51.3	But you are way too soft.
0:52.7	Yeah.
0:53.7	Because I was in this tire shop and I was the only woman and then three men walk in,
0:59.3	three buff men walk in and they're chatting it up with the man behind the desk and like,
1:03.9	hey, we need some tires too.
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