Master Scammers Part 3
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:26.4 | absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon I am back from a weekend of |
| 0:31.4 | scumming at the Masters so obviously I had to bring in my other counterpart to all that |
| 0:36.7 | scumming, the monster scummer himself, Raymond Padilla. |
| 0:40.1 | Hello, babe, how are you? I'm great, how are you? |
| 0:42.4 | Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. |
| 0:46.3 | Nobody understands that when you go to these golf tournaments, it is four days of uphill battle |
| 0:52.0 | walking. My equilibrium is off at one point we were in a pollen |
| 0:56.2 | dust storm yeah everything hurts everything hurts there was one point where I thought |
| 1:00.0 | I was gonna pass out the heat or the pollen. |
| 1:02.6 | Just everything. |
| 1:03.6 | Just everything, the lack of food, |
| 1:05.4 | the lack of joy, the lack of relaxation. |
| 1:09.4 | It's not relaxing. |
| 1:10.2 | It's not relaxing. |
| 1:10.8 | I mean, I had so much fun. |
| 1:12.2 | I'm not complaining. Like mean, I had so much fun. I'm not complaining like it's yeah. It was an incredible experience again |
| 1:15.7 | But wow, it really takes the life out of you. It takes a life out of you and you have to think if we're exhausted |
| 1:21.5 | How are they doing? How are the professional golfers doing not well bitch I'll tell you that right now |
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