This is the 911 close-up podcast with the operator and his senior assistant, Jack Lomona.

Hello, this is Mark and I need to police immediately. My brother is attacking insects my face.

Oh, hi, Luna. Hi. How is your day going? It's okay. It's not bad. I went to the pharmacy to go get some kind of vitamins because I need some papamai step.

And the pharmacist and I know each other pretty well. We drink together sometimes and he was like, well, we got some of that beer that you like that you told me to order.

So I went and grabbed four of those and here I am off the wagon. Thanks pharmacist.

Hey, your pharmacist is hanging out with you in an aisle in the pharmacy. You're looking for vitamins. You're like, I need some papamai step.

Your pharmacist from the Canadian pharmacist is there and he says, well, we got that beer that you like, guy.

Next thing you know, I'm tinkling around in the booze section and he waves me out. There you go.

Job well done. I don't know how to process that guy. He was right. That is both awesome and the sign of the upcoming apocalypse.

They call him the bat because he has one of those aversion tables and he likes to hang out downstairs and they'll come down and they'll say his name.

We need you up here and he's hanging upside down. Oh my goodness. This guy sounds awesome. These guys just like bliss me to death metal or.

No, it's just dead silence. Trying to drink a beer upside down. That's even worse. I felt like the pharmacist on like trailer park boys.

Yeah, he's here. Oh man. His kids are down in the basement. They're just super pale because they never come up. He's like, stay down here.

Stay on here, right there. Stay down here. Quadrant. Yeah, there is blood boys. He just.

And checks their blood into himself. I've got youthful blood. Oh my goodness. Man, you got such a life that's crazy.

I was just going to say that you know, I started doing sit ups. So both of us are both of us are on a health kick. It sounds like.

Yeah, yeah. I've been doing the breath of fire. Have you ever heard of the breath of fire? I think I have that every morning when I wake up.

Out of your butt. Now what you do is it's a breathing technique and you just breathe out your nose like this. You breathe out really, really fast like this.

Like for like a minute, right? And then the last one you take it in and then you hold it and then you almost fall over. It's called the breath of fire.

Really? Yeah, I don't know what it does. If I was do that right now, it would be called the screen full of snot. Yeah, I actually just did that.

Your windscreen looks all do we? That's what the pharmacist does too though. So.

Oh man. Well, since we're on the medical kick, I have a question for you. Hey, Luna, where is your orbital bone?

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