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911 Calls Podcast

11:59 Media

True Crime, Documentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The Operator pretends to know things about sports games, Jack proves he is a savant about football, baseball ... basically, all kinds of balls. Somebody shoots a lady. And somebody uses a phone.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is the 911 close podcast with the operator and his senior assistant, Jack Lomona.
0:30.0	What's going on there?
0:37.0	I will be later as the committee passes.
0:43.0	Are you?
0:48.0	Oh, hi Luna.
0:51.0	Hi operator.
0:52.0	I have a joke for you.
0:54.0	No good.
0:55.0	Knock knock.
0:56.0	Who's there?
0:58.0	Oh, I have an entire interrupting cow.
1:05.0	Oh.
1:06.0	I got one more for you.
1:09.0	Knock knock.
1:11.0	Who's there?
1:12.0	No, no, sorry, sorry.
1:15.0	I started it wrong.
1:16.0	Why did Sally fall off the swing set?
1:22.0	I don't know.
1:23.0	Sally doesn't have any arms.
1:25.0	Sally. Oh God. That's pretty rough, man.
1:29.8	All right. Most people would think that that's me being critical of amputees, but that's
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