You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text into 78592 says, I love going to restaurant solo and taking lots and lots of photos of my food.

Oh, me too.

Because the staff always thinks I'm an influencer writing about their restaurant. So they give me better service every time. But I'm just a normie. That is actually genius. Turn your light on too, so it looks like you're looking for lighting. Yeah. Totally. Totally. He's like, use a free appetizer, sir. I hope you rate us well. Complimentsments of the show. What a life hack. Unfortunately, we can't promise top-notch service here on the mass speaker.

More good pictures. No, but we will quietly listen to you spill your secrets to us and we'll

hide your true voice from the public. So I feel like that deserves at least a 20% tip.

Oh, I'm down. But we have a woman on the phone ready to come clean right now. She's chosen to use the fake name, June. So June, welcome to the show. Hi. It's going to suck if June's confession is, I don't tip. Yeah. Oh, no. Out some money then, Jeff. Hopefully not. But the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession, June. So my husband and I bought a house a few years ago, and we absolutely love it. Awesome. That's so cool. Our very first Christmas in the house, we started receiving holiday cards in the mail that were addressed to the previous owner.

Oh my god.

Yeah, a woman named Margaret.

Oh, man.

We have lived in our house for over 10 years and we still get mail for the previous

owners.

It's usually junk mail, but every once in a while, it's like, oh, you haven't talked to

that friend in a while.

Yeah, really.

That's kind of weird

i wanted to forward them to her but i wasn't quite sure how to figure out where she lives now

oh i think you could just scribble wrong address on it and put it right back in the mailbox

return to sender yeah return to sender that's that's for. Yeah, I never thought of doing that myself, though.

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