You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I'm 32 years old and only just now realized the do not operate heavy machinery warning includes cars.

I thought it just meant like forklifts and bulldozers and stuff.

That is like...

I am scared.

That's the first thing you're supposed to think of.

All the times you've been on the road.

But I can fly an airplane, right?

Mopeds are fine.

I'm not going to lie.

I thought the same thing. What? I do think forklift, but I know cars included. I don't own a tractor, so I'm good. What? They're just warning farmers out there? Yeah. Never thought about that. Don't get on the backhoe today, all right? Good news is we don't have any safety warnings here on the mass speaker. We'll let you say whatever you want as long as it's a secret about yourself. We've got a woman on the line who's ready to give us her own confession. She's chosen Donna as her fake identity. Donna, welcome to the show. Hi, thank you so much.

Oh, man, Donna.

I don't know if we should be operating this radio show.

This was a risky move, but voice changer is on.

You are the mass speaker.

Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

Okay, well, like, I've been debating whether or not I should even email you guys and tell you this story.

Because, I mean, I think it's really good, but it's also kind of bad. Oh, you're in the right place. Good and good. Okay. Are we going to start with the bad or the good part? Well, it's kind of mixed in together, I guess. Okay. What happened? So a little while ago, you know, I was leaving work, and I just had this really long, really stressful day, and I just couldn't wait to get out of there. And I was driving home, and I was just super hungry. So kind of on spur of the moment, I decided I'm just going to pull off, and I'm going to stop at a McDonald's just to grab some dinner. Treat yourself. Okay. Dude, McDonald's is still fun when everyone agrees. Yeah. McDonald's, yeah, that's a great idea. Sometimes the mood just hits. Yeah. Okay. Exactly. I was just totally in the mood for it. But the line was pretty long. So obviously, I wasn't the only one who had that idea, but I was committed., I'm going to get my McDonald's. Yeah, you're pretty quick there. They're known for fast food. So I think you'll be good. Maybe just wait five, ten minutes. Yeah. Yeah, so I had to wait, and I finally got up to the ordering box. And then I need a second to look over that huge menu because I haven't been there in a while.

Oh, you don't know. You don't have it locked in your head. Girl, you're waiting. What were you doing?

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