Awkward Thursday: Hello Universe, Are You There?
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Humiliation happened not once but THREE SEPARATE TIMES to one of our listeners, but he’s not ready to give up. In fact, he wants our help with an Awkward Thursday Phone Call and we’re gonna give it to him in the podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you all love these awkward calls. |
| 0:03.5 | So we're doing it again on Thursday. We got a brand new awkward Thursday phone call for you today. So I hope you enjoy that episode. Yeah, get prepared for the intro of it. Everyone loves it. Yeah, yeah. Jeff and nature. And what are we seeing on the comment sections? Yes, Dan said, hi, all, Dan here. I've been listening for the last two to three years now every day, trying to listen to every episode. Whoa. I've always wondered what my clients must think as I'm mowing their grass, riding around, laughing in their yard as I listen to y'all. Wow. I don't know if it's the same guy. I had a guy coming in my stream last night who said he's listened to every single second date. He's a farmer. He's farmed over a million chickens, like a ginormous farm, and every morning he plays a show for the chickens. Oh, that's awesome. Isn't that cute? Dude, I just love the visual of a guy mowed your lawn just laughing maniacally. Looking out back being like with mom. That guy really loves grass. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.2 | That's awesome. |
| 0:57.3 | Hey, thank you for listening. |
| 0:58.3 | Thank you to the farmer too for being here. |
| 1:00.3 | We got your brand new episode starting right now. |
| 1:03.5 | Is there anything more cringy than seeing a marriage proposal gone wrong? |
| 1:08.4 | Oh my gosh. |
| 1:09.5 | It's like you can't look away as the guy drops down to a knee and then gets rejected |
| 1:15.7 | and suddenly the vibe inside that Dave and Busters is all messed up. |
| 1:20.1 | Oh, dang it. |
| 1:21.4 | Now, imagine that humiliation happening not once, not twice, but three separate times to the same dude. |
| 1:31.0 | Oh my gosh, Krin. |
| 1:32.5 | That's where one of our listeners is right now. |
| 1:35.5 | Oh my gosh. |
| 1:36.1 | He's not ready to give up just yet. |
| 1:38.3 | He's seeking the type of advice that only we could provide in your brand new awkward Thursday phone call coming up next |
| 1:47.0 | it's awkward it's Thursday it's awkward Thursday phone call Brooke how many times did you make your |
| 1:56.6 | husband propose before you finally said yes. He just did it once. |
| 2:02.7 | Oh, gave it up to him right away. |
| 2:05.2 | I know. |
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