You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Just like a gardening and soil company.

We want the dirt.

Oh, yeah we do.

I'm a landscaper.

It's the motto for this segment where listeners can come on and confess to something that they've

done in their past with total anonymity.

We have a woman already on the line who wants to use the fake name Michelle today.

Michelle, you're ready to dump your dirt out all over us?

Yeah, no, I'm ready.

Oh, okay.

Awesome.

It sounds like you're excited for this, Michelle. I like it. I have been sitting on this for like more than 10 years. I just want to sing it out loud, you know? All right. Some people are really hesitant. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you are today's mass speaker. We're altering your voice using our voice changer. Whenever you're ready, what's your confession, Michelle? Okay. So I went to business school, and I was in this class. A big end-of-term assignment was worth like 40% of our grade. Okay. Oh, my God. I hated that about college. I know. It all comes down to one assignment. Right, exactly. And was this like a big class or was it a smaller class? No, I mean, it was a, it was a smaller class. It was like 25 of us. Like, it was small. Okay. Some of those big universities have like a thousand people in your class. Yeah. And so you knew the professor well and you had to write this big assignment. I mean, it was undergrad. I was a big partier.

Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. That's the point. Right? That's half the point of college. Just like socialize, have a good time. Right. So I'm guessing you didn't, I'm guessing you didn't do the assignment. I mean, it was complicated. I was really into this guy at the time. and he wasn't in my class like I wasn't

I wasn't using his work

but like

he wasn't in my class.

Like, I wasn't using his work, but, like, he invited me to this party right before my big paper was due.

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