Second Date Update

Right before we came in studio, I was out in the hall and someone was telling me I'm an unlovable has-been who won't amount to anything no matter how hard I tried.

Oh, who would ever say that to you, Jeff?

When I finally mustered up the courage to hang up on mom, there was no time left for me to prep for this call, so I don't really know anything about it other than the guy's name is Tyler. Do you need a hug? No, I'm good. I'm unlovable, remember? Oh yeah, years of this. You just shove it down. Thank you. Yeah. That's why he acts out in other way. Let's welcome Tyler to the show. Tyler, I want you to know even though the person that you went out with isn't calling you back or acknowledging your existence, I don't think you're unlovable. Aw. I appreciate that. You should see Jeffrey's sad puppy dog eyes right now. I can only imagine. Yeah. Actually, you probably don't want to see it. Good, Tyler. But we're going to concentrate on you. Yeah, let's concentrate on your blooming love life and all the people that are interested in you.

Tell us what's concentrate on your blooming love life and all the people that are interested in you.

Tell us, what's going on, who'd you go out with? What's their name? We want the whole rundown. So it was actually kind of like a date by accident. Okay. How does that happen? So I was going to meet friends at a restaurant and had to park and a parking garage because it's one of those places where the garage is underneath the restaurant. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. And so go to get in and all of a sudden I hear somebody yelling, hold the elevator, hold the elevator, hold the elevator. So she gets in, beautiful, beautiful redhead. And it was like this happens in movies all the time and everything. But the elevator got stuck. No. No. This is one of my biggest fears. Wait, was it just you and her, or were your friends already with you? Just me and her. My friends were already up in the restaurant. I was running a little late. Oh, my gosh. You got stuck in an elevator together?

That's terrifying.

We thought it was really, really funny.

Like, how often do this ever happen?

This is ridiculous.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We laughed about it for the first 10 minutes.

Uh-oh.

Oh.

How many minutes more were there?

We were in there a total of about 30 minutes.

Whoa.

Oh, that's still just long enough to really suck. Dude, I have been stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes once. Yeah, and I am with you. Like, the first 15 minutes is like, ha, ha, ha, crazy. And then it starts to get kind of scary. Yeah, you're like, how long could this take? It could take days. How broken is this thing? Exactly.

And are we going to become elevator people or something?

Yes. This is our new life. Elevator people are hot, though. Apparently if you're a redhead. Yeah. So what happens during this 30-minute wait in the elevator? So, like, I told her I'm there to see friends for a party and everything. she's actually on her who was running late for a first date in the same exact restaurants. Oh, gosh, she's actually going on a date. God, what date is going to believe that? No. She's texting. I'm like, I'll be there, but. Did she really have a date, or is that just what women do sometimes where they're like, oh, I'm here with my boyfriend? Oh, yeah. Pretty sure she sure she was on a date because she's starting to ask me, like, what do I text to this person so that they actually believe that we're stuck on the elevator? Oh, man. What'd you come up with? Just really, like, you're never going to believe this. Million and one shot, I get on the elevator and it actually broke, like, in one of those rom-com movies. Oh my god. So now I'm on a date with another dude named Tyler. He is awesome.

Did her date respond to the text? actually broke like in one of those rom-com movies. Oh my God. So now I'm on a date with another dude named Tyler.

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