From NPR and WDB Easy Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

The NPR News Quiz.

Take a gulp of me and I'll give you wings.

I'm Red Bill.

I'm Bill Curtis and here is your host at the Shakespeare

auditorium in downtown Chicago, Filligan for Peter Sago.

Tom Papa.

Thanks, Phil.

Thanks, everybody.

We've got a great show for you today.

Mary Wilson of the Supremes will be joining us later

to play our games.

But first, you may be asking yourself,

why does Peter's voice sound so weird?

So much cooler.

I'm Tom Papa and I'm filling in for Peter Sago,

who's currently volunteering with Storm Clean Up in Alabama.

You may know me from my Out in America segments

on Live From Here, my radio show, What a Joke on Serious XM,

or as a panelist on this show.

If you don't know me, don't panic.

Just close your eyes and call me Peter.

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