From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight Weight Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz.

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I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Wolftrap National Park for the Performing Arts in Vienna, Virginia.

Peter Segal!

Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody!

Yes!

We have got a great show for you today.

Later on, we're going to be talking to the great Washington, D.C. based chef, Jose Andres Known, for going recently to Puerto Rico,

and giving out thousands of meals to hurricane survivors for free, prompting everybody here back home in D.C. to say, hey, the Metro flooded that one time, where's our food?

The first, before that meal, you can be the appetizer, give us a call at 1-triple-late, weight-weight. That's 1-888-924-8-924.

Now let's welcome our first listener contested. Hi, you're on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

Hi, this is Jeff Johnson. I'm in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

How are things in Baton Rouge, Jeff?

They are just swell, Peter. They're extraordinarily hot, but we're good.

That's great, because you guys are used to that.

You know, it's kind of a negative thing. It should go without saying that in Southeast Louisiana, when you complain about the heat, you're just being a jerk.

But it's really hot. It's no. We're good.

Well, welcome to the show, Jeff. Let me introduce you to our panel this week.

First comedian and host of the podcast, Fake the Nation, an author of the book How to Make White People Lath. It's Nguyen Farzal.

Hi, here.

Next, an actor and writer currently appearing on this episode of Weight Weight Don't Tell Me.

It's Peter Gross. Hello.

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