Mary L. Trump Makes Predictions For The Impeachment Trial

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🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 23 minutes

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We talk to author Mary L. Trump about her Uncle Donald’s upcoming impeachment trial and she makes her predictions. Mitch McConnhell shows up and tries to talk shit, but Mary puts him in his place. Finally, God debuts a new segment called ‘God’s Honest Truth.’ Listen to our candid conversation as we discuss all the latest crazy news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, humans. This is God. Today on the God Pod, Mary Trump is with us again as we discuss
0:15.3	the latest in the God Damn News. I'm here today with the God Squad, Jesus, the Holy Spirit
0:20.0	and Moses. What's up everybody? Hello, let's say it's a question for one of our patrons
0:25.4	and then we'll get into it. T.Payson asks, what's up with convergent evolution, God? Are
0:32.0	you just lazy? Yes, yes, I'm lazy, okay? You remember that time I worked for six days straight
0:40.0	and I was like, holy shit, I need a day off. And this will be my day off forever. And now
0:46.4	it's like up to three days. I got a three day weekend every weekend. So yes, the answer
0:50.7	of your question is, I'm lazy. All right, if you want to answer your questions on the
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1:04.8	slash the God Pod. All right, Mary Trump is with us again. What's up Mary? Hey guys,
1:09.6	great to be here again. A whole new day. Yes, it's been a while. I have so many more
1:19.3	questions for you. Like, first of all, what's Anderson Cooper like in real life? I've never met him,
1:29.9	but I have been on a show a few times. And he actually is one of the few people who gets on the
1:39.2	phone, not the phone, but after the segment is done, we'll chat off air. That's great. And
1:45.8	the very first time I was on a show, it was the weirdest interview. He was just making declarative
1:51.1	statements and not asking questions. And I just had to like guess when I was supposed to talk.
1:58.0	And when you're interviewed by CNN, you can't see anything. It's completely black and you're
2:01.8	just looking at the green light. So there's no facial cues or anything. So it's a very weird
2:06.3	interview. And he got on at the end of it. And he's like, I'm so sorry. I'm really tired.
2:12.4	Because his baby was still little and it was right after or before the election or the impeachment
2:20.0	or who knows? It was like it's some really crucial time plus baby. It was very sweet. Yeah, plus baby.
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