Hello, humans. This is God. Today on The God Pog, Mary Trump is here. That's right. She came back. Can you believe it, Gang? I love it. Great. It's amazing. We're gonna talk about the news. We're gonna talk about, you know, what's happened since the last time she was here. So how are you doing? Everybody? I'm doing well. Dad, how are you?

Oops. I didn't mean to know. Yeah, sorry. That's not the last time Mary was here. We discovered that you're not actually my son. And we're okay with that. We're working through it in therapy.

Before we bring Mary out, let's do what we usually do. We're going to answer a question from a patron legend. Hey, this asks, if Satan can use match.com to find a date. Why can't you, God?

Yeah. Is this in response to our discussion about you not dating? Not dating Valentine's Day. Yeah, dating and needing dinder or something. Yeah. Wait, aren't you on aren't you on E Harmony?

I'm not on any of them. Okay. We've established that it's deity only. Otherwise, you know, it gets weird. I don't want to be like Zeus. It was a creep. So Satan can use match.com. Yeah, I can't believe it. Satan is in a match.com commercial.

Are you seeing this? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is pretty funny.

I guess they're just setting themselves apart from E Harmony.

Never do that. What do you think, Holy Spirit? Should I set up a match.com profile?

No. No, exactly. I don't think so. Again, the power dynamics is not fair. There's your answer, Kate is. It's just not fair. I have to. I really want you to find love, though. I want you to be happy.

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But how do you? I'm sorry. How do you find somebody to love? You're like a celebrity. It's like a celebrity going. I need to find love. And they just would you because you're so. I know it's like can somebody. Anybody find somebody to love?

Right. Jennifer. Right. Well, there it goes. She'll never be on now. You know what? I feel like me and J. Aniston have a lot in common. Yeah, I should. Okay. She's like a goddess. Right. Okay. It's time. Let's bring out our guests. That's enough fooling around gang. Mary Trump is back. Hello, Mary. Welcome back. Hey guys, it's great to be here. What have you been up to since the last time you were here? Anything big happened? Oh, not much.

Watch the Orville. Watch the potential end of democracy as we know it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's been pretty time consuming. That's been a hard show to watch. Yeah, no kidding. The Orville is better.

I'm glad you got into the Orville. Did we recommend that last time? You shamed me into it, actually.

Shame. Yeah. Well, that's great. Wasn't it fun? Yeah, I honestly, it was a bit derivative at first. But when it, when it hit its stride, I really, I really like it. I can't wait for the third season. Oh, awesome. Yeah, I agree. It's super derivative. And at some point, you're like, is this a comedy? Or are they just straight up doing their own Star Trek now?

Well, you're like, but either way, you're like, it's fine because it's like Star Trek next generation. And that's what we all want. Well, did it take a whole first season to kind of get into it? Or was it pretty quick?

It took a bit, but you know, I was I was giving my faith in God that it was. Yeah, I was too. You're wrong, right? Jesus. I've never said that sentence before in my life.

I got Moses watched Cobra Kai. He did not regret it. Did not regret it. Jesus got me to watch WandaVision. I didn't regret it.

Yeah, and now I recommend to you Star Trek Lower Decks. It's an animated sitcom.

Yes, I've seen a couple episodes. Oh, it's pretty fun. Yeah. So let's talk about that other show, though, which is way more depressing, like a twilight zone.

Um, the end of democracy show. What, what was election week like for you? Let's rewind all the way back and cover, you know, what, what that was like. Remember like election night when it looked like Donald is going to win.

You mean election night like 4000 BCE? I was like 10 years ago. Oh, God. Um, you know, it was not surprising that we didn't know right away and that Donald was being an asshole about it.

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