Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass
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Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2019
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn't have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn't dress for men, obsessing about food, control issues, not letting guy's distract you, why she quit wearing eyelash extensions, and why she doesn't want to have kids.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, I just want to let you know that Burning and Hell has officially hit 1 million |
| 0:06.0 | listens, which is kind of insane because I didn't pay anyone off and I know it's not all my mom listening |
| 0:13.0 | even though I know she listens a lot and I know you think that's weird that my mom listens to this but she's a cool mom |
| 0:19.0 | Mom, I love you, but I want to say thank you to everyone who's been listening and this is just the beginning for Burning and Hell |
| 0:25.1 | And I just love you all and I'm being so corny, but I need to say it because it's how I feel |
| 0:30.4 | um, okay, enjoy this episode. It's a really fucking good one |
| 0:46.7 | What's up guys? It's another day in the dark depth safari hell. I'm your host hana burner. Today. I'm with |
| 0:53.8 | Mary Beth Burone and B squared. I just made up that nickname hi girl. Hi |
| 0:59.6 | She's one of my favorite people um |
| 1:02.2 | One of my favorite friends. She's been on Comedy Central. She has monthly shows in New York City |
| 1:07.4 | She runs the popular Instagram and show drag his ass a fuckboy treatment program. Yes, of course |
| 1:13.6 | She's had Carl on it. She destroyed him |
| 1:16.0 | Most importantly, she's also been on my Instagram. We've done a lot of videos together |
| 1:20.9 | Mary Beth, thank you for coming to hell. Oh my god. It's a pleasure to be here |
| 1:24.7 | You're also kind of um iconic in many ways, but I remember one day the first time we met was not that iconic |
| 1:32.1 | Do you remember our first video? Yeah, I was doing a batches video making fun of the bachelor |
| 1:37.6 | And um it started to rain and I was like fully 40 minutes late |
| 1:42.1 | You were the solid for which like in my defense was where I don't even know where in New York City |
| 1:48.6 | This was being filmed I used like long on this dude you put a gun to my head and said take me back there |
| 1:53.2 | I would not know how to get there because I don't know where it is |
| 1:56.1 | And I was also still working a day job at that time |
| 1:58.4 | So I was like I believe at one to go film a sketch and they were like okay, bye |
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