Constrived.

From Hollywood, we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis Show.

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And now ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure

to introduce our master of ceremony.

Hi, folks, this is Dean Martin.

Hi, this time for another song and fun test around the old NBC mic,

and we're certainly glad you were able to join.

Jerry should be along at any minute now.

On the way to the studio, he was supposed to stop in and see his doctor.

We all got a little worried about Jerry this afternoon.

You see, his temperature went up to 64.

Well, anyway, until Mighty Mouse gets here,

I'd like to get things underway with a touch of whispering.

Just a little lenient. Let's go.

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