Get this and get it straight.

Crime is a sucker's room.

Those who travel it wind up in the gut of the prison of the grave.

There's no other end.

A thing never learned.

From the pen of Raymond Chamfer,

outstanding author of Crime Fiction,

comes his most famous character in...

The Adventures of Philip Marlow.

Now with Gerald Moore starred as Philip Marlow,

we bring you tonight's exciting story, The Dark Tunnel.

So, after being hit for one month, Marlow, 30 days, where am I?

I don't know where I am.

Out of the coat.

And with an up-and-pick, there's Marlow, the token elephant.

Poor coat, patch, shoes, dresses, the works.

Furthermore, she tells me it's only the beginning, sweetie pie.

Yeah, well, that's tough, Louie.

Yeah, I'll see you, huh?

Hey, hold on a second.

Come on, let's go.

I told you, tell the clock.

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