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Welcome to Restless Natives with Martin Comston.

And I mean just Martin Comston because he's late. He's always late.

He is always late, I'm all. It drives me up the wall. So he said this to me, I've just spent five hours freezing my arse off at the tap of a lighthouse to in a photo shoot on the other side of London. And I was here half an hour early.

So how is he late?

How could, he texts me with an hour to go to say, mate, I'm going to be late.

There's nowhere in London you can't get to an hour if you really want to get there.

That's commitment.

So what, this is what I'm going to learn what he actually does on this podcast.

So what did he do?

So what are we talking about?

Festival updates.

I actually have a festival update that might not tell him.

I, through our lovely PR, Katie, who's joining Mr. Dule, we have put out an email to one of the biggest stars in i would say in the world right now but yet to receive an answer but it's all going swimmingly well uh what else we've got

i've done the intro um christmas most embarrassing stories who come up with that him

that's more birthday card push for him,

in it. It's like a Christmas theme story. Is there anything? Go on, Emil, you tell me yours then.

What's your most embarrassing Christmas story? Once, on the lockdown Christmas,

yeah, stuck in London. And we were doing a family Christmas quiz with my partner's family and I wasn't very well

and I hate to bring the tone down but shout myself.

Do you have any story that does not contain an orifice?

No. You literally sh orifice? No.

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