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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

BONUS: A Bottle of Vodka and Battered Plums

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9674 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

What's the crappest gift you've ever received at Christmas? Martin and Gordon find out what rubbish the listeners have had the pleasure of receiving... a bottle of vodka with the neck drunk out of it anyone? Merry Christmas! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to [email protected]

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0:00.0

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0:26.4

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0:43.0

A very well, welcome to the bonus episode of Restless Natives,

0:44.9

where you're joined by Martin Comston.

0:47.7

So for those of us who can't see us, Martin's sitting in his high chair,

0:50.4

having a happy meal and a wee cup of Kiora.

0:53.6

He got really angry because I got him a black current caprice on this morning. Can we please start a podcast on a nice footing?

0:58.6

Honestly, we just, mate honestly, one time I just want to be kind to do you.

1:01.9

See for the bonus episode, right? Let's try something new. At the beginning of every bonus

1:06.2

episode, we have to say something nice to each other. Okay. Shall I go first? Right.

1:11.3

Martin, I really like the moon boots that Kenny Ho has got you.

1:16.1

You have really flat hair.

1:22.5

Flat hair?

1:23.2

Yeah, I mean, you've not put much effort into that this morning, have you?

1:26.4

I get a haircut tomorrow for a wee Christmas haircut, because Christmas is only two sleep.

1:30.7

Christmas is there, mate, I know.

1:32.3

I'm looking forward to it because the magic world of the podcasts, I'll be on the other side of the world.

1:37.2

Do you know what I was going to say to?

1:38.2

I bet you are the most irritating wee shite, just leading up to Christmas.

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