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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

In another dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg raps about Robin Williams, the RNC and Roger Ailes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

MUSIC

0:20.0

Here I once again, this is Marty Span, the World Food Cast,

0:21.8

take seat, you can hear from the Sluberies confines.

0:23.8

Of the most hidden place in all of Lower California,

0:26.4

the purpose of fruititude located somewhere mysteriously

0:30.0

in between Beverly Hills and Calabassas.

0:33.0

Yes, the Southland is a vast expanse of malls

0:35.8

and fish tacos stands and food trucks.

0:38.4

And we're taking part here by being located

0:41.1

where you cannot find us and broadcasting

0:43.2

from our super secret headquarters here

0:44.7

with 365 degrees of metal tubing all around us

0:49.8

to protect us from the satellites that the FBI is sending over.

0:53.9

There's only 360 degrees in a circle.

0:56.1

Yeah, we put an extra five end to make it as many

0:58.7

as there are days in a year.

1:00.3

See, that's how that kind of extra safety measures.

1:02.4

Hello, Prupkins and Prupisilians.

1:04.2

Once again, we can be in a joint hands and joint hearts

1:06.1

and try to find some solace in each other's company

1:07.9

in this shit pile that we call a world.

1:10.5

We're here with Ryan and Jennifer, a no live audience this week

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