The Great Hero, once again the smarts round of the world

Oh Canada, my home and native land, we stand on guard for thee

Yeah, it's great to be back here as I say, this is the land of Poutine and Salt Beef and smoked beef

So you can get a goiter and a hard attack while you're here as well

And it's really a company picnic for all, yes I snork at my own material

Look for it, listen for it, this is our company picnic, it's comedy camp, this is the one time

We get to see people we haven't seen in a great deal of time or comics that we only see occasionally

All civilians if you don't mind me calling you that, who aren't in comedy say, you guys all know each other right?

And it's like, well we do, we mostly know each other, we don't know every single other comic in the world

But we tend to know a lot of other comics, but we don't all play at the same club every week or the same theater every week

So we sort of are ships that pass in the night in a giant black pool of alcohol and Dr. Pepper

And so this is a chance to catch up with people, there's a couple comics here tonight

Today, rather, that I'd like to mention, Brad Williams is here who's on the nasty show, you may know him

He's a very nice young man who was eating what can only be described as a bizarre treat outside

And he said as a dwarf, I feel like I should always carry a treat so that I'm in character

I suggest any war out with bells on it, that would make people feel more comfortable

Or you could just be drunk and curse people out and then people would think you were the guy from Game of Thrones

Also, a man that I admire greatly, who when I started out in comedy in 1948, right after the war, after we'd showed Jerry a thing or two

He took me by the hand and was a leading light in my mind and an absolutely indiscenceable bulletproof comedian

Mr. George Wallace is here today joining us

A man who probably doesn't know but I learned quite a lot from, although he never sat down and taught me anything formally

We played many gigs together in San Francisco in the old days in Seattle and every other place I can think of

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