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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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New Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: https://hellofresh.com/badfriends16 code: BADFRIENDS16 & https://policygenius.com & https://sportsbook.draftkings.com CODE: BADFRIENDS http://shipstation.com code: BADFRIENDS More Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos: https://www.youtube.com/c/chrisdcomedy Hey Babe: https://www.youtube.com/c/NoPreshNetwork Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Tickets and More: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com 0:00 White Friends and The Reason Bobby is Absent 5:29 Where Not To Put Your Rainbow Flag 9:42 Rudy's Thoughts on "Casino" 17:47 The King of China 29:28 Carlos' Secret Makes Rudy Loose It 32:42 Fancy's Deportation Story 46:02 Is Chris Distefano Gaining Weight? 50:42 Harry Styles Wears Rudy's Clothes 57:00 Famous Atheist Last Words 1:05:47 Chris' Daughter and the American Girl Dolls 1:12:25 Rogan, Patrick Mahomes and the Richest People Andrew and Chris Know 1:14:20 Ralph Fiennes' Hairstyle TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Andres Rosende & Pete Forthun This podcast episode was sponsored by Candy Crush Sponsorships: on for this episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.
0:10.0	Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit
0:15.0	because like you're wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps and heath and you get to the top
0:20.0	and you're like, and then you can see the breath but then your nose is still freezing to top.
0:25.0	Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.
0:30.0	You two are bad friends.
0:32.0	You were these two idiots.
0:34.0	Why you two are disgusting.
0:39.0	Are you two or something?
0:41.0	Bad friends.
0:42.0	Are your levels good? You sound good?
0:44.0	I sound good. I feel good.
0:45.0	Bapapapapa.
0:46.0	Bad friends.
0:48.0	Bapabababa. Bad new friends.
0:50.0	Bad new friends. It's a brand new.
0:53.0	Bad new friends.
0:54.0	white friends white friends
0:56.6	Da da da da da da da da
0:58.1	White friends
0:59.6	Da da da da da da da
1:00.4	We started Asian hate
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