An Egg Roll Goes to the Spa & Stealing Danny DeVito's Seat

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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New Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: http://shipstation.com code: BADFRIENDS & https://betterhelp.com/badfriends & https://www.doordash.com code: BADFRIENDS2022 & https://www.getroman.com/badfriends More Steebee WeeBee Scissor Bros: https://www.youtube.com/c/ScissorBros The Steebee WeeBee Show: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-steebee-weebee-show-636260 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/quangou Twitter: https://twitter.com/weebeesteebee More Shapel Lacey Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey Shapel's World: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFJJf9ILvYopvr1nmE3p0NA Website: https://www.shapellacey.com 0:00 Introducing Shapel Lacey 1:18 Wormtongue & The Dark Crystal 6:57 Bobby's Karate Moves at the Korean Spa 18:27 Heavy Love and Cheerleading 23:48 The Egg Roll and Other Wrestling Techniques 30:00 Bobby's Headbutts and Knowing Cool Music 33:57 Magnolia or Hunger Games? Rudy's Favorite Movies 38:33 Bobby's Incredible Monologue for Attack on Titan 44:19 Tito Bobby's Fruit Flies and The Mango Eaters 48:12 Louie Anderson's Death and the World of Comedy 55:52 Bobby Lee and Pat Morita 1:04:50 Does Bobby Really Bomb? 1:12:22 Steve Embarrasses Bobby in front of Ralph Macchio TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Andres Rosende & Pete Forthun This podcast episode was sponsored by Candy Crush Sponsorships: on for this episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. You two are disgusting.
0:37.9	You two are something. We're bad friends. I don't need help. How old is this water bottle?
0:43.9	Give him a fresh one, man. Oh, this is new? Yes. Okay, okay. But we don't do ghetto. You
0:49.1	think this is ghetto? You think this is more ghetto than king of the state or fighting
0:53.5	the state? Seriously? I understand. You're on a thin line right now. I'm just saying.
1:00.5	I understand. You're on a thin rope. The thin rope. Why are you pointing at me? Because the
1:04.8	thin rope is very clear to me, my friend. What do you mean? What do you think about what
1:09.2	you're about to say? I think about everything I'm about to say. All I know is that you
1:14.7	are like worm tongue. Worm tongue. Everyone, I want everyone. I want everyone. I want
1:23.7	because the aid of worm. No, that could be, but everyone just were everyone say this.
1:29.1	Worm tongue. I take offense to that. I take offense to that. Who's Wormtunk? I take
1:34.6	offense to that. Who is it? What? Who is it? It's the dude in a Game of Thrones. No, he's
1:40.9	the Lord of the Rain. Yeah. Yeah. Remember he was the one that fucking mesmerized the king.
1:46.6	He was like putting him in a comotose and then the fucking white gandy. Worma gandy showed
1:52.9	up with a stick. I thought it was Gandalf. Whatever. No. Yeah. Yeah. He shows up with a stick,
1:57.9	right? So he's a manipulator. And he goes and they're like, he has a stab, right?
2:01.9	And he goes, you back up and he puts up the stab and it takes the king out of the name
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