Married to the Ghost of George Washington

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers and clearing the docket this week. They rule on properly making the bed, whether or not a 12 year old should be able to get her ears pierced and more! Plus listener letters in response to Episode 292: Conifer Emptor.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers
0:07.8	this week clearing the dock at how are you Judge Hodgman?
0:10.9	I'm very happy because if my predictions are correct, this episode will go out on a
0:17.4	very special day, February 22nd, George Washington's birthday and my wife's. Happy birthday,
0:24.3	George Washington.
0:25.5	Oh, happy birthday, George Washington. That's a sweet of you.
0:28.4	Did you know I was married to George Washington?
0:30.2	I had no idea.
0:32.7	Yeah.
0:34.0	Washington estate is very upset with me having, having married the corpse of George Washington.
0:44.2	They say it's not legal.
0:45.7	Right.
0:46.5	But I say love cannot be stopped. Love is love is love.
0:49.8	It's weird because I'm actually married to the ghost of George Washington.
0:54.0	That's why we're such great friends.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	We can totally relate to each other. You're a little stinkier than I am.
1:02.0	Well, I will agree that my relationship with George Washington is more sensual. Yours
1:09.1	is more intellectual.
1:10.1	Let's get off this train and get on the docket clearing train.
1:15.5	I think we just created a truly special animated sitcom for a cable network. That's what I'm
1:23.3	going to say.
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