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Hello and welcome to the Watch What Crappens podcast. The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yeal Braves.

I'm Ronnie Karen from Trash Talk TV in the Rose Bricks Bachelor podcast. And here I am with Ben Mendelker of the B side blog the Banta Blender and also watch what crappens which we happen to be on right now.

Hi, Ben. Hi, how are you? How's it going? Good. I'm doing so good. I love a hump day. I do too. I'm laughing because right before we start recording this, I got a call from direct TV trying to sell me on a promotion.

And I put it on speaker so running could actually hear it. And there were like we want to offer you showtime. It's got this, this, this, and this, this. And I was like, no, I'm not interested. And she's like, well, what do you normally like to watch? What do you normally want?

Like to watch on TV? And I was like, I watch just mainly love Bravo. And she's like, okay, we'll have a great day then. And we're like, damn.

She was like, she heard Bravo. And she was like, okay, this guy has no hope. Yeah, we're the quick quitter. I put the call. I'll put the call at the end of this episode because I'm going to record it.

Yeah, that's part of it. It was, you know, towards the end because one of my favorite calls was when you got that one for the cruise line. And we sat there and talked to her forever. We kept that one on the phone forever. We were like skiing, but I'm handed a gap. Do you have wheelchair skiing?

This woman gave up. She was just like, she's like, she's like, he watches a lot of Bravo. He can't be serious. I think I'm being pranked better, better hang up now. Yeah.

But he also has a weird line from like just making up just to call. Pay your poll. It's like, play a character. So you don't feel like an asshole yourself. You know, I couldn't really understand her voice to be on a cell.

Like, what are you saying to me right now, lady? What are you offering? I don't get it. Yeah. Well, that will be at the end of the episode. I'll tag that on the end. Why not?

In the meantime, go get some merch, watch it crap and calm. And also we're performing at the warehouse. I'm so sorry. I fucked that up.

No, warehouse live is the vendor in Houston, Texas, March 9th. The VIP tickets are already sold out. So get your ass over there by some tickets, people.

We are going to have fun Texas style, which comes to us. It means like there's going to be a lot of beef and oil involved.

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