Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Markiplier's Distractable.

This week, the malevolent, muscular, majestic, magnetic mark

invites two meager melodramatic misanthrobs,

wobb and bane, or something like that,

to bask in his toward a force.

The merciful, multi-talented, majestic one is merry and memorable

as he meanders through his mental makeup, motivating many.

From mark being manifestly marketable,

to mark being matteningly mercurial.

Yes, it's time for Machiplier and Friends.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Yes, hello and welcome to Markiplier and Friends The Podcast.

Thank you, Baltimore, for the lovely assist there.

I'm sure that you give me glowing, glowing introduction.

And I always appreciate you being here for my podcast,

which is welcome.

Thank you so much for listening to Markiplier and Friends.

And I have many friends.

So you're probably wondering like, which friends

could you possibly be talking about?

Well, I looked around at my many, many friends and I said,

you too will do.

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