Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This week, it's wholesome, subreddit-pleasing content from the get-go, and me Master Mark returns

to old turf and goes for the jump scare. Buns-loving bob is hot for a foxy plushy, and Wade

proposes a smash category and admits bland bonny, bent him over regularly, from purses of

chili to the dawn of the age of the Iplia. Yes, it's time for Five Nights at Freddy's

tear list. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

If you go to piss yourself and you actually shit yourself too, does it cancel out or do you

still win for pissing yourself? No matter what else happens, shitting pissing or coming,

like the piss is what matters. Okay. I hate it, and I'm done. Let's go!

This is a great start to the episode, but too bad for the name of it probably drew a lot of people

in, and this is their first impression of it, and it's not a good first one. But we have an

intro yet. This is in. We're in! He cut me off from piss-pancing the episodes of that.

That has to be included now. I thought we were allowed to be ourselves,

so I'll go back to my facade. There has to be proof that there was no piss-pancing.

Welcome one and all to Distractable. The balance has been restored. I know all of you on the

subreddit were rebelling, frothing at the mouth, even shaking, crying, shitting and coming.

I think is the rest of that description. I want to get away from the bodily

functions. How do you keep going back to that, Mark? Wait, is I'm shaking and crying right now?

A parallel to shitting and coming right now? Is that why that people say that so much?

A parallel? I can't correlate or cause those. That was like the most common comment forever was,

I'm shaking and crying right now. It was everywhere. I never knew what. No, I'm shaking and crying

RN. Registered nurse? I made a bid out of it in a video, so people probably brought it in.

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