Mark Wakes Up To Kisses
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm talking to a woman this past weekend of Phoenix. |
| 0:03.1 | I'm there for a volleyball tournament. And so I know her son, but she's like, oh, no, I also have a daughter, like, that she playing any sports. She's like, well, they call it a sport. I get her daughters into horses, right? So she goes, but in addition to she's like getting riding lessons. The whole point this woman was making is it is so expensive. But when my daughter explains what she did that day, she's like, I feel like we're paying for her to work. She's like every once in a while she will ride and get the lessons, but everything else they do is what this guy is talking about. Whether you're shoeing a horse, cleaning the horse, shoveling crap. |
| 0:38.4 | And I'm like, and they charge you money for that. She's like, yeah, basically I'm paying for my daughter to pick up a shovel and scoop horse ass. And then every once in a while, she can get on the back and ride it. Good or bad, what was your most interesting experience with an animal? 206, 803 ride. Get to ride today. Today's a good day |
| 0:53.4 | You can ride it |
| 0:54.4 | I mean I think that's what our babysitter did |
| 0:56.0 | She basically just took care of the stalls and stuff |
| 0:57.9 | Well sleep 803 Rock. Get to ride today. Today's a good day. You can ride it. I mean, I think that's what our babysitter did. She basically just took care of the stalls and stuff. Every time I talk to someone who, like, works with horses, that's it. Nothing about it sounds glamorous, which is fine, but also nothing about it sounds fun. It just seems expensive. And you're shoveling poop. Like, dude, that, okay. I, whatever rocked you both. A lot of it. A lot of it. Hello, Bob. Welcome to the men's room. Hola, bitch, olas. Ola. Yeah, I just want to say, I'm in Worcester Mass. Oh, you're in Worcester. Yeah, we're dying to the Patriots to play Seattle, okay? |
| 1:31.5 | Hey, man, I'm confident that'll be it. |
| 1:33.9 | I shut it off the last time, and, oh. |
| 1:37.2 | Don't you guys have a Nor-Nor-Easter hitting you? |
| 1:40.6 | Like tomorrow? |
| 1:42.1 | I used a broom today to get it off on Norrisa, please. |
| 1:46.3 | Do you even care? |
| 1:48.3 | Did I care? |
| 1:49.8 | No. |
| 1:51.1 | I made the wife shovel, you know. |
| 1:53.2 | It was done. |
| 1:54.2 | All right. |
| 1:56.0 | Nice work. |
| 1:56.7 | God. |
| 1:57.6 | But I wanted to say, oh, yeah. Last one I bought a t-shirt, the butler did it. |
| 2:05.3 | Oh, you Seattle people. |
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