710 WOR's Mark Simone show continues now.

Hey, five days till we're done with Joe Biden.

The nightmare's over in five days.

Now, a lot of people when a president's leaving,

they speculate what will he do for the rest of his life?

What will Obama do after he leaves? What will Bill Clinton do after he leaves?

You know, they always wondered, what would John F. Kennedy had done after he left off? So with Biden, you don't have to worry. What's he going to do? Sit in a chair and watch Matlock all day. What's going to do?

He's going to go to Delaware and sit there.

Remember the end of 2001, a space odyssey, the old man lying there in that room?

That's Joe Biden.

So that's all it'll be.

But tonight he makes his farewell speech to the nation.

It'll be filled with ridiculous tall tales about all that he accomplished.

And he apparently wants to talk about the soul of America. Great. Nobody knows what the hell

he's talking about, including him. So the inauguration is Monday. The night before, Sunday night, they'll do a big victory rally.

A lot of people are going to perform at the rally, the inauguration.

The village people are going to perform, the actual village people.

Carrie Underwood will sing the national anthem.

Now, on the view, they're getting a little flack because apparently on the view yesterday,

it was Joy Bayer or whoever, they said, they questioned Kerry Underwood's patriotism.

Where's her patriotism?

If you're performing at the inauguration of the president, that's as patriotic as you can get.

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