Mark's 11:00 Monologue

The Mark Simone Show

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🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Tourists are getting in Mark's personal space and he does not like it. Several top doctors are suggesting we go back to wearing masks if we are in busy indoor events, will you?

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0:00.0	Mr. New York.
0:01.9	Mark Simone.
0:03.2	710 W.O.R.
0:07.3	Well, I'll be glad when this Christmas season is over.
0:10.2	How much longer?
0:12.1	Well, it's really January 2nd before all these tourist leaves.
0:16.4	Well, you're not Manhattan right now.
0:17.7	You would not believe just trying to get down the sidewalk.
0:38.8	It's good. We want people back in New York, don't we? Not all on the same block. No, it's all near Rockefeller Center. They're everywhere, these tourists. And, yeah, I guess we want them back. And then you've got all these Christmas parties. How many of these can you go to? In the UK, apparently they're getting very woke.
0:41.5	Remember, you used to just be PC.
0:42.6	Yeah.
0:43.6	No, no more.
0:46.5	That's, you're Archie Bunker if you're just PC.
0:47.7	Now you've got to be woke.
0:56.9	And in the UK, they're so woke, a civil service guide is instructing everybody, you cannot call them Christmas parties.
0:58.3	Really?
1:00.3	They're festive celebrations.
1:03.2	And no alcohol allowed.
1:05.7	You can't call it a Christmas party, no alcohol.
1:06.9	What's the point?
1:08.5	What's the point is right?
1:10.8	So you don't have to go to all these because you're not in New York right right now no but you got to be careful too because they could be COVID spreaders yeah
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