Mark's 11:00 Monologue
The Mark Simone Show
iHeartRadio and Mark Simone
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🗓️ 5 January 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's Mr. New York. |
| 0:03.5 | Mark Simone on 710 W-O-R. |
| 0:10.0 | Well, we've got lots to get to. |
| 0:11.4 | We'll get to the pathetic loser Kevin McCarthy this hour. |
| 0:14.4 | We'll get to Joe Biden's border visit. |
| 0:16.9 | We'll get to Hunter Biden in his latest schemes. |
| 0:20.4 | What's the day? It's Thursday. You've got to remember it's Thursday. It was a holiday Monday, so it's a four-day week. Next week's a full five-day week. And then the following week is four days. We've got Martin Luther King Day. So you've got another holiday. Great. Isn't that Joe Bartlett? Perfect. We need a holiday. Hey, I like four-day |
| 0:39.6 | weeks. Yeah, been a while since I had some time off. So a lot of people think these futurists |
| 0:46.7 | that study all this stuff think eventually it'll be a four-day week everywhere. England has |
| 0:52.4 | been trying it out. Other countries have tried out the four-day week. You know, with everything going digital and everything, you know, |
| 1:00.9 | you go back to an office a million years ago, you had like a typewriter and a pad and a pen and |
| 1:05.9 | with everything going digital, productivity, efficiencies increase, so you really only need a four-day week to get everything done now. |
| 1:28.3 | And at some point, we'll probably switch to that. I mean, you look, you know, every major company now, when they say they're back to work, everybody's back in the office, you know, like two, three days a week. They don't have to come in every day. so eventually you'll see every company go to a three day week in the office and then maybe just four days overall. And who's going to mind? |
| 1:33.3 | Who's going to complain? Hey, Joe Barlet, you've never seen our new studios. |
| 1:37.8 | Only pictures. And what do you think? |
| 1:40.5 | Looks very modern. Very, very modern. And all the complaining is stopped. |
| 1:44.4 | You know, before the Christmas break, a few weeks ago when we're working here, everybody was complaining, complaining, you know, in this room, millions of dollars of equipment. |
| 1:54.0 | But down the hall in the kitchen, there was no coffee machine, there was no anything. |
| 1:57.4 | Well, now, I go away for two weeks. |
| 1:59.6 | I come back. |
| 1:59.9 | There's a coffee machine every three feet. Suddenly nobody's complaining anymore. Everybody's happy now. Just get him coffee. That's it. Yeah. And there's a beautiful kitchen right down there with a coffee machine that looks so complicated. And this other machine, I couldn't even figure out how you make the coffee. And it turns out it's a soda machine to make your own soda. |
| 2:19.1 | Make your own soda. |
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