Mark Normand

Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino & Wave

Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2023

⏱️ ? minutes

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Santino sits down with the queen of the gays, Mark Normand to chat about his family getting tied up and robbed at gun point, his man drawer filled with brass knuckles, mushrooms and fireworks and the pressure of doing late night sets on TV when you get H Pylori (A disease he got from eating ass) FOLLOW MARK: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en WATCH MARK DO MORNING TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAObJ4YHj-Q FOR ALL THINGS NORMAND: http://marknormandcomedy.com/ FOLLOW CHEETO: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ FOLLOW CHEETO TWITTER: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino TICKETS AT http://www.andrewsantino.com/ STAND UP DATES NOV 15-16 SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA NOV 21-23 INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA DEC 6-7 BREA, CALIFORNIA DEC 14 PASADENA, CA JAN 9-11 EDMONTON, AB, CANADA JAN 16-18 DENVER, COLORADO JAN 24 MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA JAN 25 MADISON, WISCONSIN FEB 15-17 VANCOUVER, BC, CANADA FEB 22 BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA FEB 28 DETROIT, MICHIGAN FEB 29 ATLANTA, GEORGIA MAR 6-7 PHILLADEPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA MAR 13 CHICAGO, ILLINOIS MAR 27 CINCINNATI, OHIO MAR 28 CLEVELAND, OHIO APR 10 PORTLAND, OREGO APR 11 SEATTLE, WASHINGTON APR 16-18 MIAMI, FLORIDA APR 19 WEST PALM, FLORIDA MAY 9 PHOENIX, ARIZONA JUN 5-7 SAN DIEGO, CA CLEAN UP YOUR NUTSACK WITH THE BEST TOOLS FOR YA TOOL. GO TO https://www.manscaped.com/ ENTER PROMO CODE “WHISKEY” FOR %20 OFF!!! SLICE AND DICE LIKE A FUCKING JAPANESE CHEF WITH THE BEST KNIVES ON THE MARKET. GO TO https://kamikoto.com/whiskey ENTER PROMO CODE “WHISKEY” FOR %25 OFF THE BEST KNIVES ON EARTH MAKE SURE YOU DON’T DIE WITHOUT INSURING YOUR LIFE. GO TO https://www.policygenius.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What up whiskey ginger fans. Welcome back to the show. See, first time joining the show. Welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today. Like my man Steve Harvey say it's Mark Norman.
0:10.6	I love this dude so much. So funny. Go see him. He's on the road. I am also touring up gearing up to shoot my special this weekend right now at this very moment. I'm in Minneapolis. I'm in Minneapolis tonight tomorrow. I'm going to be in Madison, Wisconsin. And then I'm going to be at Denver Paramount Theater two shows taping my special come out and watch a special taping. Andrew Sanctita.com Denver come out for your boy. I love you.
0:40.6	Get Rocky Mountain high come laugh. You're bullshaw. Andrew Sanctita.com is where you can get the tickets. Andrew Santino dot com enough rambling. Let's go to the episode.
0:50.9	In here we pour with with with with with with with with that creature in the ginger.
0:59.5	Ginger.
1:00.3	Like that. The ginger gene is good.
1:02.4	Ginger is a beautiful. You only five dollars for the whiskey 75 dollars. Ginger's our hell now. Swisky news.
1:11.7	Ginger. I like ginger.
1:15.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to whiskey. Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people I know. I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. It's the return of the beautiful.
1:23.2	The almost not single anymore two months, two months countdown for Mark.
1:29.4	No, no.
1:32.2	What would your walk up song be? Oh, at the wedding. Yeah. Well, I'd probably go back to Little League and go back in black.
1:40.4	Oh, that's good. Yeah, back in black face, but your wife is white. Unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah, big pasty.
1:46.4	So what was that about? Why why would you marry a white? You don't want to you don't want to kind of diversify the population. You want to keep it white?
1:52.0	Keep it pure. And I want to, you know, have the racial jokes of flowing. You know, if you get a brown person there, maybe I got a cut back on stuff.
1:59.8	So now that you're super famous since last time I talked to you blown up so much more.
2:05.3	Are you still are you still?
2:08.3	Are you still a high ranking member of the white nationalist party? Or do you think that they they kind of bump you down when you get too hollywood?
2:13.9	I've fallen off a look because I've taken photos with Afroamericanes. Sure, I'm pure old after.
2:19.8	But I've taken pics and it's hurt my my my stature status with them. Yeah. That's all right. It's okay to lose status with them.
2:28.5	We're working. We're kidding joking. We're joking. Comedians. I love this to you. I'm glad that I'm glad you were able to come. I appreciate it.
2:37.0	Thanks for having me. It's always a treat. Let's do a little little little tiny little something.
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