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Now broadcasting from the underground command post.

Deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker somewhere under the brick and steel of a non-distrib

building, we've once again made contact with our leader, Mike. Love them.

No, you have not made contacts, unfortunately, with the great one.

Be off this week, Mark, out of the bullpen.

The handy-dandy knuckleballer, the righty damn-bongino, back in the flesh, talking about himself

in the third person, Bob Dulles style. The kid is back, and, and I might add, back with the dream

team of Rich and Rich, which almost never happens anymore. I got a little hay from Rich and

the bad... I know. I keep missing the great one, Mr. Producer. The great one, the great producer.

Mr. Producer himself, the original. Mr. Producer. By the way, I stole your title for the producer,

Amaijo, who I aptly named the producer Joe, after Mr. Producer. So does everybody else. Thank you,

Rich. Do I have a show lined up for you today, folks? Oh boy, do I ever? We're asking all the wrong

questions about this whole Mike Flint thing, you know, that... And it's not your fault, don't worry.

You're all busy. I mean that. You're working. You're dealing with this Wuhan virus right now.

Some of your businesses are struggling. You got kids at home, you're dealing with your job is not

to go out and research the fine points of all the Obama scandals because who the heck at the time?

There's so many damn scandals. There's just not enough time to investigate more. But that is my

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