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He's here. He's here. Now broadcasting from the underground command post, deep in the

bowels of a hidden bunker somewhere under the brick and steel of a non-distrib building,

we've once again made contact with our leader, Mike. Love them.

We first went through Russia, Russia, Russia. It was all both.

Never have true or words been spoken. Nor has that particular word been spoken in broadcast

to more people simultaneously. It would happen today.

Now, to the president's credit, there are a couple of things. You're first at the National Prayer Breakfast.

No profanity. No profanity. Now, it's kind of like you scored the game winning touchdown.

And in this particular game, you know that it's not Bernie Sanders. It's not Bernie Sanders.

Or he's not Bernie either. Is there one being a lot of excitement there either?

Is that Bernie Sanders? You're going to get a celebration. It's coming.

And so during the National Prayer Breakfast, you saw it coming. And then just afternoon, you got the full

Monty. And you might say the president was getting the lead out.

But again, never have true or words been spoken. Nor has that particular word more apropos.

So the first thing is, look, we're not stupid. We know this had nothing to do with a whistleblower who wasn't a witness to a crime that was never committed.

We know this had nothing to do with a crappy Ukrainian. I'm sorry, perfect Ukrainian phone call last July.

We know this had everything to do with holy crap.

What do we do now? The insurance policy, right?

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