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🗓️ 17 November 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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0:00.0 | He's here. |
0:02.0 | here. |
0:04.0 | Now broadcasting from the underground command post. |
0:07.0 | Deep in the fouls of a hidden bunker, |
0:10.0 | somewhere under the brick and steel of a non-district building, we've once again made contact with our leader, Mark Lavin. The The The The The And the Hello America, Mark Levin here are number 877 381-811. |
1:45.0 | Well, I have to reveal something America. |
1:47.8 | Many of you are not going to like this. |
2:05.3 | But... But yesterday at a private ceremony, just three people attending me, myself, and I. We have very strict rules at Fatties United. |
2:11.6 | We give honorary membership or just straight out membership based on people who are fat. |
2:22.0 | I'm are fat. Now I'm not fat, I would say I'm a little husky, but nonetheless I appointed myself |
2:29.0 | the executive director CEO, Founder, Founder, |
2:33.0 | and Chairman of FATA United, or FU. |
2:36.0 | And as we look around the globe, |
2:41.0 | we look around the country to add additional members. Well, yesterday we saw one, |
2:50.0 | Mr. producer. Chairman, |
2:54.0 | Chairman Xi of Communist China. |
2:58.4 | Looks to be about 40 pounds overweight by my estimation. It's a fat guy. And so now, gee, Chris Christie, who else, Mr. Bridges, I can't remember everybody. |
3:17.0 | There were a whole number of people. |
3:19.4 | Bill Barr, I believe. I think we're going to have Randy Weingarten added as a is an |
3:28.8 | honorary member but I don't want to I don't want to excite too many of you too quickly. |
3:32.2 | So G. is now an honorary member of FU or Fatties United. |
3:39.0 | He's our first, I must confess, international member. |
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