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Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]

Distractible

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.926.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Do you have a microphone by your feet? Did you just kick it? What's what was that sound?

0:04.8

Is that Wade, Stephen? Good shock mount. Is it rumble for you and I punch my desk?

0:09.1

I think isn't that what this is? Isn't this a shock mount? How is it so rumbly through a shock mount? Is it touching your

0:14.5

desk on the bottom because it sounds like it's resting on your desk? Oh it's because

0:18.3

this was hitting the actual microphone. Thank God I got this pop filter.

0:23.0

You can't hear my peas at all.

0:25.0

You know, wait, I swear to got it.

0:27.0

You would be the perfect touring test for AIs because you would just like break their logic.

0:32.0

They're just, wait just wait wait no what

0:34.3

go look how gross this thing looks from the bag

0:37.1

shi no I got the vision you can't see me but I got it

0:40.4

I got the vision as you blurt

0:42.1

oh you have a vision pro? I do yeah. Oh I have a

0:45.6

quest three that's basically the same thing but plastic and not. I'm telling you man I've I have

0:51.0

the quest three obviously. Yeah no yeah yeah yeah I just want you to know my tabs are fire heat

0:55.8

colors how many Brazil nuts per day and vision yeah man what's wrong with vision I don't

1:01.0

know is it good yes, it's very good.

1:04.4

The problems that people say about it are exactly true. It's very heavy. It's not comfortable to wear it for a long period of time.

1:09.9

But you want to wear it. Like that's the craziest thing about it it has the best

1:13.8

passer I've ever seen typing in there I don't use my fingers I like being able to

1:18.1

look at letters and go like tapping like this tell me you tongue them you tongue them I

1:22.2

wish I wish I could tell them.

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