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🗓️ 1 March 2024
⏱️ 42 minutes
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0:00.0 | Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable. |
0:04.0 | This episode, |
0:06.0 | Blind Mark has lacrosse the Eagles, |
0:08.0 | loses Wade and nopes out to sham a 40K. |
0:12.0 | Whiny Wade can't get his dive on, has accounting antics, and collects Peepee for water sports. |
0:18.8 | Boating Bob the power-washing pervert finally admits he's a well-loved entity and |
0:24.0 | tentilizes with tank-girl shaft from ocular agitation to wake nookie. |
0:29.5 | Yes, it's time for it's okay. We're engineers. |
0:36.8 | Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hi, welcome to Distractable. |
0:45.0 | How you doing everybody? |
0:47.0 | I'm your host Markiplier joined by the ineffable, Wade, and the, uh the Bondificus Bob |
0:54.0 | Can I say I'm very effable? |
0:56.0 | No you don't want to be effable |
0:58.0 | You can be effable if you want to be effable if you want to be ineffable that that's a good quality to be |
1:02.3 | I thought you wanted to be ineffable that that's a good quality to be I thought you wanted to be |
1:03.4 | effed I think you get to be effed by one person but you don't want to be effable |
1:07.6 | ineffable means like you can't be described you like you have qualities that are mysterious and |
1:14.3 | captivating and stuff like that. Dick is out of this world. Say if you go in and |
1:19.2 | out of focus constantly while we're recording an episode. That makes one ineffable. |
1:24.0 | Oh, got it, okay. |
1:25.0 | Ineffable, I'll take it. |
1:26.0 | Yeah, I do think it is just this particular one, |
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