Oh, it's a me.

Oh, it's a me! It's a Haldinio! I am bruiser. I throw a shell and shalachu Jake. It's a shalachu, Jake. Oh, ho, ho. It's a me. It's kind of Mickey, but I'm not Mickey. It's a Mario. Oh, ha, ha. I got a star now. Oh, and it's me. Weird low voice.

German warrior.

Oh, wait.

You've just been coconut mauled.

Send this podcast episode to five of your friends so they can get coconut mauled themselves.

Mary, I assume you're putting in the coconut mall music underneath this part of the

podcast.

And, yes, we're here today to talk about Mario Kart.

That's right.

I think Jake's a wizard.

I'm not sure what's going on over there, but I know that I am somehow a bruiser.

It's like Mario Kart itself.

There's just shit flying everywhere.

People are screaming.

Nobody knows what's happening. There's a shit flying everywhere. People are screaming. Nobody knows what's happening.

There's a squid shooting black gunk in your face and nobody likes it.

What a weird thing to gush about because it's one of those things that just feels like it always has existed in our lives.

I will say, though, for me, Super Mario Kart, I wasn't a Super

Nintendo kid. I went to other friends' houses and played Super Nintendo, and that wasn't

one of the bigger games I was drawn to. I was more of a platformer dude. I loved Super Mario

World, Dunkin Country, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, definitely always put the hands on these

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