Marine Layer
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a trip in frigid cold California with a sweaty undercarriage and anxiety to boot! Mercury must be in retrograde because technology is failing us and the voicemails on the Absolutely Not line were insane! One woman is getting scammed on a wedding registry while another is getting pranked by members of One Direction!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:22.3 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:27.5 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:29.3 | So guys want to start off first and foremost. |
| 0:32.2 | I'm so sorry this episode is late this week. |
| 0:34.4 | You know I'm a punctual gal. |
| 0:35.8 | You know that show must go on and the show must be on time. |
| 0:39.6 | But we had a full technological meltdown and by that I mean, |
| 0:43.3 | remember how I was carrying around the SIM card for this podcast, |
| 0:47.2 | a little SD card in a Ziploc baggy. |
| 0:49.6 | It got lost. |
| 0:50.8 | Found it in the 10th hour. |
| 0:53.2 | It got to the bottom of a new money bag that I bought. |
| 0:56.6 | There was a lip gloss that exploded. |
| 0:58.8 | Therefore the creative geniusness of the absolutely not podcast was ruined. |
| 1:04.5 | So we had to reboot just a lot of things have not gone my way physically, |
| 1:10.5 | emotionally, mentally, spiritually this week. |
| 1:12.8 | I am putting on my breastplate of righteousness and the armor of God. |
| 1:16.3 | Because I trust no hose. |
| 1:18.0 | The number one hoe being myself. |
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