Mariko Aoki Phenomenon

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Got any great travel plans? We don't! In this episode, Lisa successfully blurbs a book, Emily is still considering starting the podcast about wiping ass. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Mariko Aoki phenomenon," a Japanese expression referring to an urge to defecate that is suddenly felt after entering bookstores. Scientists are clamoring to find an explanation.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:25.9	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa welcome Welcome to our show. Good day. No it's I'm
0:36.6	good I might I'm just trying to do an Irish accent and I just went full
0:40.5	Australian. I just didn't really I don't know how do I say an Irish accent.
0:45.6	That's how I get into it. Sir Sharonin, Sir Sharonin.
0:50.3	I can't even think of an Irish phrase,
0:56.0	Kiss the Blarnie Stone.
0:58.0	That was good.
0:59.0	Thank you.
1:00.0	W weren't you there? I did go there last year.
1:02.0	Yeah, not too long ago.
1:03.0	Ah the memories.
1:05.0	I did the memories.
1:06.0	I saw someone posting a picture like someone I know posting a picture of them
1:09.0	traveling in Ireland and I wanted to be like oh I should give them some tips and I was like, when I was there I just went to River Dance.
1:15.0	Why would I presume to give them any information that they don't have about?
1:20.0	I have no tips for anyone traveling to Ireland.
1:24.0	Very specific tips.
1:28.0	I don't know what that impulse is that I have of just like any time someone travels anywhere I've been to I want to be like
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