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Baby Geniuses

Marielle Heller / Dan Hodapp

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2013

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week on BG: Emily and Lisa talk about Emily's recent Conan appearance, Emily's sister Marielle Heller drops by to talk about adapting Diary of a Teenage Girl for stage and screen while Lisa freaks out about a spoon-bending story, and personal organization expert Adams Zachary (Dan Hodapp) gives advice on how to get your life in order. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Marielle Heller Dan Hodapp

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.2

planet Earth is blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.

0:27.0

What if we fuck it up?

0:28.0

Uh hello!

0:31.0

Uh hello!

0:32.0

Welcome to baby geniuses Iuses. I'm Emily.

0:34.0

I'm Lisa.

0:35.0

Thank you once again for joining us on the stupidest

0:38.0

podcast in the United States.

0:41.0

Hey, now, that's not nice.

0:43.0

To who? To us?

0:45.0

No, I think it's very smart.

0:47.0

Yeah.

0:48.0

I've heard that the best comedy is either talking about something stupid in a smart way

0:52.0

or talking about something

0:53.2

smart in a stupid way and I think we do both of that.

0:57.0

Everything's infused with some level of stupidity.

1:01.0

Yes.

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