Marielle Heller / Dan Hodapp
Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2013
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
| 0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
| 0:09.2 | planet Earth is blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know. |
| 0:27.0 | What if we fuck it up? |
| 0:28.0 | Uh hello! |
| 0:31.0 | Uh hello! |
| 0:32.0 | Welcome to baby geniuses Iuses. I'm Emily. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm Lisa. |
| 0:35.0 | Thank you once again for joining us on the stupidest |
| 0:38.0 | podcast in the United States. |
| 0:41.0 | Hey, now, that's not nice. |
| 0:43.0 | To who? To us? |
| 0:45.0 | No, I think it's very smart. |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.0 | I've heard that the best comedy is either talking about something stupid in a smart way |
| 0:52.0 | or talking about something |
| 0:53.2 | smart in a stupid way and I think we do both of that. |
| 0:57.0 | Everything's infused with some level of stupidity. |
| 1:01.0 | Yes. |
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