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Hello Internet, I'm your husband, Josef Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanerns.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

I'm doing well. How are you doing?

Well, I just put some nail polish on my hand,

and inevitably I'm holding my hand in that way

that you're like, you don't have to hold your hand like that.

But ever since I've started painting my nails,

I did this thing where I kind of hold it like a claw.

Like a claw. Don't touch this claw.

Oh, stay away.

And I only also ever do one hand at a time.

So my left hand right now is very expressive.

But other than that, it's very great.

Right hand completely frozen in mobile.

You know, I spent the weekend doing some gardening,

planting some bulbs.

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