Dietary Restrictions
Shmanners
Travis McElroy
4.7 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2021
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I'm on the seafood diet. |
| 0:02.8 | So when you see food, do you eat it? |
| 0:05.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.1 | Itch manners. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello Internet, I'm your husband, host Travis McElroy. |
| 0:36.2 | And I'm your wife, host Theresa McElroy. |
| 0:38.2 | And you're listening to Schmanners. |
| 0:39.7 | It's extraordinary etiquette. |
| 0:41.2 | Well, ordinary occasions. |
| 0:42.2 | Hello, my dove. |
| 0:43.2 | Hello, dear. |
| 0:44.2 | How are you? |
| 0:45.2 | Good. |
| 0:46.2 | I want the listeners to know that we planned that I ruined your joke. |
| 0:49.6 | Not... |
| 0:50.6 | Well, that's not how I remember it. |
| 0:53.6 | I didn't just ruin your joke. |
| 0:55.8 | It was for you, audience. |
| 0:58.8 | It was really hard to, because my impulse, as I'm sure you know, and anyone who's |
| 1:02.0 | listening to Schmanners wants, is to do the anti-comedy. |
| 1:04.8 | So it's so tempting to do, like, I'm on a seafood diet. |
| 1:07.1 | When you see if you do it, no. |
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