Maria Lost Her Calcium
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What tell what's the most ridiculous way that your body's been damaged? |
| 0:02.6 | 206-803 rock. |
| 0:03.9 | Hello, Maria. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:07.0 | Hi, thanks for having me. |
| 0:08.1 | Oh, la. |
| 0:08.8 | Thanks for being here. |
| 0:10.9 | So I broke both my wrists because I breastfed my son. |
| 0:15.8 | Because you breastfed, well, was he 16 when you were doing this? |
| 0:18.7 | How did you break both wrists? |
| 0:20.4 | No, he was five months old |
| 0:21.7 | when the first one broke seven when the second one broke and he was nursing so much and I was |
| 0:26.7 | pumping so much I was an overproducer um that it took all my calcium stores oh no are you kidding |
| 0:33.5 | do they did they give you any kind of warning of that? Like when your kid's born, you know, |
| 0:38.9 | and they go through all the rig of a roll and teach you this, did they ever mention like, hey, by the way, if you're an over producer, just know your calcium count's going to go way down? No, I had no idea. So when I go into like the doctor and they're like, oh, like, yeah, your wrist is broken. What have you been doing? And I was like, I'm just literally caring for my son, |
| 0:55.6 | and he's literally in the carrier with me. And they're're like, oh, like, yeah, your wrist is broken. What have you been doing? And I was like, I'm just literally caring for my son and he's literally in the carrier with me. And they're like, oh, are you breastfeeding? And I'm like, yes. And they say, how often does he feed? Are you pumping all that stuff? And I go, yes, he feeds. I pump. I overproduce. I have like a million ounces in the freezer, and they're like, oh, it's because you don't have enough calcium in your system now |
| 1:14.5 | because he is taking it all through your breast cells. |
| 1:16.9 | He's a calcium vampire. |
| 1:18.2 | Do they make you do Simulac or something, you know, like anything else other than that method? |
| 1:24.3 | They gave me some calcium supplements, which were super hard to keep down, but it ended up clearing |
| 1:30.1 | up when he was a year old, and we ended up breastfeeding until 19 months. |
| 1:33.6 | Do you have another child? |
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